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Omelet



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:04 pm    Post subject: Seasons Greetings! (Humor) Reply with quote

Holiday Greetings!

To all my Democratic friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not
to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
is
made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.



To all my Republican friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Billy



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:55 am    Post subject: Re: Seasons Greetings! (Humor) Reply with quote

In article ,
Omelet wrote:

> Holiday Greetings!
>
> To all my Democratic friends:
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> non-addictive,
> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
> within
> the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
> choice, or
> secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all.
>
> I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
> medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
> other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
> Not
> to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
> country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
> is
> made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
> religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
>
>
> To all my Republican friends:
>
> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Or

Best wishes to all this holiday season;-)
--

Billy

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http://www.gallup.com/poll/102577/Half-Strongly-
Disapprove-Bush-Job-Performance.aspx
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Omelet



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Seasons Greetings! (Humor) Reply with quote

In article ,
Rick wrote:

> On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:04:11 -0600, Omelet wrote:
>
> >Holiday Greetings!
> >
> >To all my Democratic friends:
> >
> >Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> >for an
> >environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> >non-addictive,
> >gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
> >within
> >the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
> >choice, or
> >secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> >persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> >religious or secular traditions at all.
> >
> >I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
> >medically
> >uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> >year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
> >other
> >cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
> >Not
> >to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
> >country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
> >is
> >made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
> >religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
> >
> >
> >
> >To all my Republican friends:
>
> If you are white, rich and pretend to be a bored agioan cretin:
> >
> >Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
>
> If not, screw you! reeeeeaaaal funny

I'm only SO sick to death of "PC" bullshite.

It's about time people got "real" again and quit being offended by every
single little teensy phrase that does not fit their personal reality.

It's just stupid, ignorant and indicates a special type of mental
illness.
--
Peace, Om

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Billy



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Seasons Greetings! (Humor) Reply with quote

In article ,
Omelet wrote:

> In article ,
> Rick wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:04:11 -0600, Omelet wrote:
> >
> > >Holiday Greetings!
> > >
> > >To all my Democratic friends:
> > >
> > >Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> > >for an
> > >environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> > >non-addictive,
> > >gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
> > >within
> > >the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
> > >choice, or
> > >secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> > >persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> > >religious or secular traditions at all.
> > >
> > >I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
> > >medically
> > >uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> > >year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
> > >other
> > >cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
> > >Not
> > >to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
> > >country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
> > >is
> > >made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
> > >religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >To all my Republican friends:
> >
> > If you are white, rich and pretend to be a bored agioan cretin:
> > >
> > >Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
> >
> > If not, screw you! reeeeeaaaal funny
>
> I'm only SO sick to death of "PC" bullshite.
>
> It's about time people got "real" again and quit being offended by every
> single little teensy phrase that does not fit their personal reality.
>
> It's just stupid, ignorant and indicates a special type of mental
> illness.

You forgot the Wink
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Omelet



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Seasons Greetings! (Humor) Reply with quote

In article
,
Billy wrote:

> > I'm only SO sick to death of "PC" bullshite.
> >
> > It's about time people got "real" again and quit being offended by every
> > single little teensy phrase that does not fit their personal reality.
> >
> > It's just stupid, ignorant and indicates a special type of mental
> > illness.
>
> You forgot the Wink
> --
>
> Billy

I was in a mood.

PMS knows only the phases of the moon. Wink
--
Peace, Om

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: Seasons Greetings! (Humor) Reply with quote

Omelet wrote:
>
> PMS knows only the phases of the moon. Wink
> --
> Peace, Om


Andy comments:

P M S ---- Phase of the Moon Syndrome ?????????


:>)))))) Andy in Eureka, Texas
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:52 am    Post subject: Re: Seasons Greetings! (Humor) Reply with quote

In article
,
AndyS wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> >
> > PMS knows only the phases of the moon. Wink
> > --
> > Peace, Om
>
>
> Andy comments:
>
> P M S ---- Phase of the Moon Syndrome ?????????
>
>
> :>)))))) Andy in Eureka, Texas

Whatever works. Wink
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